The other day I was talking about how I hate white jeans, and I believe my friend Kelly was thinking that I was saying that they're *ugly*, but what I really meant was that, They are a Clothing Item that I Will Not Wear. I don't really have a reason for this... I mean look at all these gorgeous celebrity ladies rockin them so hard...
Werq Werq Werq Werq.
That got me thinking about other items I will not wear or buy, and here they are. Feel free to psychoanalyze me and try to figure out why I won't put any of these things on my body.
I don't want ANYONE to be offended by this. I want everyone to wear what they like, and to shine like the brightest star in the universe. I mean, think about it this way... How many of you would wear a Vintage Waitress dresses everyday and cut all your hair off on a whim? See, exactly.
1. Vera Bradley stuff
2. Ankle boots
3. Bandage Dresses
4. Bubble Necklaces
5. Chambray shirts
6. Printed skinnies
7. High Waisted Ripped Denim Booty Shorts
8. Jean Jacket
9. Strapless Maxi
10. Tank tops
11. White Capris (well, pretty much any capris)
NOW... Things I love that EVERYONE HATES!!!
1. Adidas slides
Which I wore with THIS OUTFIT this weekend!! Hahhahha!! Quelle Horror!!!
2. Track Jackets
I will wear them with EVERYTHING ever, forever and ever, AMEN.
3. Ugly Gramma Bras
Oh yeah, I'm as hot as this 65 year old woman in my lingerie. AND MY HUBS LOVES IT. so there.